FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions

Do they really glow in the dark?

Yes. Hold the wrapped condom under a light for about 30 seconds, then lights off. The glow comes from a safe phosphorescent layer sealed inside the latex. [Confirm construction details with supplier before launch]

Are these real, safe condoms?

Absolutely. The packaging is a joke — the protection is not. [Insert certification details, e.g. EN ISO 4074 / CE marking, from your supplier documentation]

Is the packaging discreet?

Completely. Your order arrives in a plain envelope with no product name, no branding, and a discreet billing descriptor on your bank statement.

How fast is shipping?

Orders ship from Ireland within 24 hours Monday–Friday. Delivery takes 1–3 working days in Ireland and 3–7 working days across the EU. Free shipping on orders over €20.

Can I gift these?

It is their destiny. Add a gift note at checkout and we'll include it.

What if I'm not happy?

The No-Regrets Guarantee: contact us within 30 days for a full refund on unopened products. No lightsaber duel required.